Posts Tagged ‘swine flu’

I guess I won’t be kissing on my next first date!

Those filthy Swine going and giving us all the flu. Porkers.

Who squealed? Funny how the New York Times reports 1,600 have been sickened with the Swine Flu while CNN says WHO has 73 cases confirmed world wide (as of 2:30 PM 4-27-09). What? That’s a big difference people!

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I’ve followed this from the get-go. Yesterday night, 81 in Mexico were dead, today 87 (as of 2:30 PM!!!). Do we un-confirm cases after they die from it now too? Sheesh. Are former wall street stock brokers doing the math on this or what???

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I’m all wired in on this. No potlucks, no mexican food, and no pork for a while might help yall.

My mother once said (many times): COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH! And I do, so should you.